Crazy IM Chats
Okay, I have two IM chats to show you. The first one is from Robert (Dar Ohki) and the second is from Jen (theChibiZel) on response to the first IM.
Dar Ohki: poke
RHBroadway: poke back
Auto response from Dar Ohki: Robert is asleepy-sleepy-sleep. Mmm... Sleeeeeep. The other white meat.
Dar Ohki: poke poke
RHBroadway: "blue poke buggy! No POKES BACK!"
Dar Ohki: riiiiight
Dar Ohki: how are you?
RHBroadway: good
RHBroadway: and you?
Dar Ohki: alive
Dar Ohki: that's about the best I can offer at the moment
RHBroadway: as opposed to being undead
Dar Ohki: yes. well, slightly undead. you know how it goes with posessed limbs and all
RHBroadway: Haven't I told you not to dabble in the dark arts
Dar Ohki: no
RHBroadway: :-\... oh
RHBroadway: well don't
Dar Ohki: right
RHBroadway: left
RHBroadway: up
RHBroadway: down
Dar Ohki: it's alittle bit late for the warning though
Dar Ohki: south southwest
RHBroadway: Do you need any holy items to stop this?
Dar Ohki: naw. why would I want to stop it?
RHBroadway: the possibilty of your soul being consumed by the "Godhounds" from Sluggy
Dar Ohki: no, not those dark arts. I don't sign demonic contracts. My left arm did, but it was acting of it's own volition.
RHBroadway: so your left arm's soul would be consumed?
Dar Ohki: yes, but I didn't use it quite so much anyway
RHBroadway: okay
Dar Ohki: my darks arts involve coercing creatures into my service with offerings of reward.
Dar Ohki: not so much my soul as the souls of others
RHBroadway: ah. You won't be able to coerce me. Unless you have somehow developed a time traveling method allowing me to go see the OBC of the Cabaret revival and Seussical (with Cathy Rigby) in person.
Dar Ohki: I'll ask around
RHBroadway: okay.
RHBroadway: Do you like the musical Le Miz?
Dar Ohki: very much
Dar Ohki: Les mis
RHBroadway: apparently it closed on Broadway
Dar Ohki: les miserables?
Dar Ohki: WHAT?
RHBroadway: yes
Dar Ohki: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!
RHBroadway: *cough*finally*cough*
RHBroadway: breath Robert
Dar Ohki: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOO*Deep breath* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RHBroadway: stay with me, man. You can't leave me now.
Dar Ohki: hmm?
Dar Ohki: what?
RHBroadway: don't die from the shock
Dar Ohki: oh
Dar Ohki: damn, there goes my fun
RHBroadway: I have already died from shows closing; Seussical (way too soon), Contact, Into the Woods, Reefer Madness (wouldn't have been able to see it, but..), Metamorphosis
Dar Ohki: oh. okay
RHBroadway: but, that's where recorded shows come in handy
RHBroadway: :-D
Dar Ohki: right
RHBroadway: what?
Dar Ohki: left
RHBroadway: don't make me cripple that running gag
Dar Ohki: but I want to cripple it
Dar Ohki: .then put it down
Dar Ohki: with extreme prejudice
RHBroadway: okay, as long as you're humane
RHBroadway: well, never mind
Dar Ohki: what? hell no!
Dar Ohki: I am using my dull Katana
RHBroadway: okay, well. On June 8, I may (hopefully won't) go on a killing spree in the Broadway community
Dar Ohki: can I?
RHBroadway: um, I don't know. It depends on who wins the Tony for best featured actress in a play
RHBroadway: If it's Michele Pawk, no killing. If it's anyone else, KILL. If it's Christine Ebersole (curses terrible things under her breath) kill HER.
Dar Ohki: okay, if I go a killing spree though, I'll need some new weapons. A few dozen shuriken, a few kunai, the Orchid Katana from Hanwei Forges, umm, a few knives, a mace, and a scythe
RHBroadway: um, provide your own weapons. I'm going for whips and such
RHBroadway: or maybe not, I haven't decided yet
Dar Ohki: *shudder* a whip is not a killing weapon. it is a pain weapon
RHBroadway: I'm listening to Cabaret right now, so sue me. Music helps influencing me
Dar Ohki: you can kill if you have the time, but it will not kill instantly, infact you really have to work to kill someone with a whip
RHBroadway: oooooooo........ (Kit Kat girls are to blame, I mean their names are Rosie, Lulu, Frenchie, Texas, Fritizie, and Helga)
Dar Ohki: what?
RHBroadway: The music of Cabaret is influencing my weapon decisions. The "virgins" of the Kit Kat Club are my favorite people in the show. Do you know anything about
RHBroadway: Cabaret?
Dar Ohki: no
RHBroadway: okay, here's your lesson.
Dar Ohki: oh dear
RHBroadway: The show takes place in 1930's Berlin Germany
Dar Ohki: k
RHBroadway: The first person you meet is the Emcee, he hosts the Kit Kat Club, a sort of raunchy club
Dar Ohki: k
RHBroadway: his girls are Rosie (called because of the color of her cheeks), Lulu (who "likes" Rosie, so hands off), Frenchie (who is always ordered on the side), Texas (the cunning linguist), Fritzie (my favorite character, who, in one week "broke/lost" two waiters, a table, and three bottles of champayne), and Helga (the baby)
RHBroadway: And they are all virgins. Yeah, sure.
RHBroadway: The headliner of the Club is a woman named Sally Bowles
Dar Ohki: she broke two waiters and lost a table and three bottles of Champagne? How barbaric
RHBroadway: While performing (singing) one night, she meets Cliff Bradshaw, an American writer, hoping to create a book while in Berlin. She falls in love with im
Dar Ohki: k
RHBroadway: Cliff takes up residence in a apartment owned by an older woman named Fraulein Schneider.
Dar Ohki: k
RHBroadway: Schneider is dating a Jewish man named Herr Schults, who is secretly running a smuggling operation for Jewish people (since the Nazis are starting to take over)
Dar Ohki: k
RHBroadway: One of the other tennants is Fraulein Kost (played by the same woman who is Fritzie, but not the same character, although at one point in the show she is seen leaving her room with three sailors, so who knows). She thinks that Schults is just having sex with Schneider. He tells her she is wrong and they are getting married.
Dar Ohki: k
RHBroadway: The wedding is one Jew and one non-jew; not very well looked upon. At Schneider's wedding (Cliff and Sally are there) Kost invites a friend, Herr Ludwig, a Nzis supporter (he wears the arm band at the wedding). She and he sing "Tomorrow Belongs To Me", a German Patriot song.
Dar Ohki: k
RHBroadway: Basically, all four characters (Cliff, Sally, Schneider, Schults) are viewing the start of Nazis occupation in Germany from different POV's. (American, British, Non-Jew, and Jew).
Dar Ohki: okay
RHBroadway: The Emcee comments on these things at different points with songs
RHBroadway: Sally moving in with Cliff (emcee sings "Two Ladies" in which he sleeps with a woman and a man dressed as a woman (The emcee is bisexual)
Dar Ohki: could you repeat that last part? I closed the window by accident
RHBroadway: The Emcee comments on these things at different points with songs
Sally moving in with Cliff (emcee sings "Two Ladies" in which he sleeps with a woman and a man dressed as a woman (The emcee is bisexual)Cliff is writing a book and helping Schults smuggle thing
Auto response from Dar Ohki: Robert Is Awakey-wakey-wake. Mmmmm, awake, it tastes just like Chicken.
RHBroadway: , in response, the Emcee sings "Money Makes the World Go Around"
Dar Ohki: okay, I am kind of confused how did this all start, the conversation that is
RHBroadway: about Cabaret? Killing people and how it's music is influencing my weapon choice
Dar Ohki: okay
Dar Ohki: do continue
RHBroadway: In response to Schults marrying Schneider, the Emcee sings" If you could see her through my Eyes". During this song, he is dancing with a gorilla.
Dar Ohki: ?
RHBroadway: At the end of the song, he sings "I understand your objections, I grant you the problem's not small. But if you could see her through my eyes.... She wouldn't look Jewish at all". The Emcee is German.
Dar Ohki: k
RHBroadway: The paly ends with Cliff leaving Germany and the Emcee coming back out, saying "where are your problems now? Forgotten? I told you so. Here life is beautiful, everything is beautiful."
Dar Ohki: okay
RHBroadway: at the end the Emcee is in a trench coat. He takes it off. In some productions, he wears a Nazis outfit and in others a Jewish concentration camp outfit.
RHBroadway: I would say definitely get the soundtrack. I like the reveival best.
RHBroadway: It has Alan Cumming and Natasha Richardson in it.
Dar Ohki: okay, what all did this have to do with weapon choice?
RHBroadway: I chose the whip.
Dar Ohki: okay, why?
Dar Ohki: I know the story now, but I still fail to see why
RHBroadway: Id on't know, because the Kit Kat Girls come out in their underwear, and it's kind of slutty and such. I don't know
Dar Ohki: .......
RHBroadway: But anyway, the woman who played Fritzie/Fraulein Kost is Michele Pawk. She is who I want to win the Tony.
RHBroadway: Kind of odd. huh?
Dar Ohki: okay
Dar Ohki: right
RHBroadway: If you want to see Wilkommen (the opening song) I have a video of it from the revival from the '98 Tonys
Dar Ohki: okay
RHBroadway: you'll see how raunchy it is from that alone; grabbing groins, kissing butts (literally), women in their underwear, etc.
Dar Ohki: YAY!
RHBroadway: so, when would you like to see this?
Dar Ohki: meh
Dar Ohki: I don't know
Dar Ohki: to be honest, at the moment, I am not in the mood for any shows at all
RHBroadway: I don't know your schedule for the summer. Tell when it's okay to come over. I don't mean today. or anything, maybe this week or something
RHBroadway: Here's a neat thing, Alan Cumming who played Nightcrawler in X2, played the Emcee.
Dar Ohki: who know, I have two graduations to go to in the next two weeks, and I am also searching desperatly for a job too
Dar Ohki: k
RHBroadway: okay, e-mail me or IM me or something when you're available ad stuff.
Dar Ohki: sure
RHBroadway: Of course, to get a better idea of the plot, you could check out the musical's website.
Dar Ohki: okay
RHBroadway: www.cabaret-54.com
RHBroadway: poke
Auto response from theChibiZel: unpacking my stuff, so I'm up in my room. this comp is in the family room, so my chances of seeing this message are small. I'll reply as soon as I see it ^-^
cya!
theChibiZel: *spaz*
theChibiZel: ^-^
RHBroadway: no, don't spaz
theChibiZel: lol
theChibiZel: okies
theChibiZel: *un-spaz*
RHBroadway: yay!
theChibiZel: *hop*
theChibiZel: *hop, hop*
theChibiZel: *POING*
RHBroadway: no poinging in the lab
RHBroadway: :-D
theChibiZel: OOH!
theChibiZel: what does this button do!?
theChibiZel: *POING*
theChibiZel: SHINEY
RHBroadway: Time to die, tube-rat!
theChibiZel: stay good, bunbun! stay good!!
RHBroadway: Baywatch tapes
RHBroadway: Robert is being possesed by evil spirits
theChibiZel: lol
theChibiZel: lolol
theChibiZel: what now?
RHBroadway: well, his arms are possesed
theChibiZel: lol
theChibiZel: how so?
RHBroadway: Well here's a direct quote " I don't sign demonic contracts. My left arm did, but it was acting of it's own volition."
theChibiZel: LOL
theChibiZel: i'm sure
RHBroadway: "my darks arts involve coercing creatures into my service with offerings of reward.
not so much my soul as the souls of others"
theChibiZel: lolol
RHBroadway: yes, then the conversation went out the window from there
theChibiZel: wow
RHBroadway: It went to different subjects very qucikly. No being able to coerce me, my coercing, Le Mis closing, don't die on me, dieing form shows closing, crippling a running gag, me going on a possible killing spree on June 8, Michele Pawk will win the Tony, what weapons I'll use to kill people, music influencing my choice, and Cabaret
RHBroadway: if, you'd like to see the whole conversation, I can post it on my livejournal
theChibiZel: *blink*
theChibiZel: wow
theChibiZel: i don't have livejournal so i wouldn'tknow how to read it anyway
RHBroadway: it's easy, I can give the address, you don't need to be a member to read
theChibiZel: oh, okay!
theChibiZel: sure ^-^
RHBroadway: If you'd like a livejournal, I think I can give you a code
theChibiZel: really? I'd love one ^-^
RHBroadway: okies
theChibiZel: yiy
theChibiZel: (high pitched, cute yay)
RHBroadway: *hears crystal globets break* wow
theChibiZel: lol
RHBroadway: computer is taking a wile to load
theChibiZel: aww, sad
RHBroadway: okay, it's working now. Always trying verbal threats before smashing against the wall
theChibiZel: yes, yes indeed
RHBroadway: is it raining where you are?
theChibiZel: kinda sorta
RHBroadway: okay, go to livejournal.com, click create account, comeup with your name, and enter this code
theChibiZel: ok!
RHBroadway: genbraabq34y
RHBroadway: hey, it say Gen! it's not spelt like Jen, but still... Cute
theChibiZel: lol!
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